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13Febmalo za šalo

malo zares!

Moževa priča ima včasih preveč časa. Res je, da človek ne more samo študirati, zato včasih napiše tudi kake note, včasih pa prebere kako zanimivo knjigo…no, spodnje ni iz kake resnejše literature, se razume :)

  • What are the four things wrong with the Soviet agriculture? Spring, Summer, autumn and winter.
  • “It is said that Castro was making a speech to a large assembly. And he was going on at great length and then a voice out in the crowd said, ‘peanuts, popcorn, crackerjacks.’ and he went on speaking and again the voice said, ‘peanuts, popcorn, crackerjacks,’” Mr. Reagan said. “And about the fourth time this happened, he stopped in his regular speech and he said, “the next time,” he said, “I’m going to find out who that is and kick him all the way to Miami.’ And everybody in the crowd said, “peanuts, popcorn, crackerjacks.’”

01JunSmejko

22MayKako zabavne so risanke

12Novfantastičen vikend

petek…

ona: “Lubi? Kaj si za to, da si privoščiva en res fantastičen vikend?”

on: “Opa, seveda! Kakšna super ideja!”

ona: “Krasno! Se vidiva v ponedeljek! Lupčka, papa!”

18Decpravljice za “lahko” noč

V študencu veliko časa preživiš s svojimi sostanovalci. Življenje postane zanimivo iz čisto drugačne perspektive. Trenutno imamo razvado, da si pripovedujemo/beremo pravljice za lahko noč.

Včeraj je bila na jedilniku naslednja:

Fant poklekne pred svojo punco in jo vpraša tisto pomembno stvar: “Bi se poročila z mano?” In punca odgovori: “Ne.” Tako je fant živel srečno do konca svojih dni!